Spamalicious

Usually the text spammers send to fool the spam catchers sounds like it *almost* makes sense. But this month's spam promoting a particular stock included sort of Mad-Lib or Jabberwocky like paragraphs where all the tenses matched. I think there were several sentence templates and a confined set of words (since how often does one encounter the word mitochondrial?) But however it was done, it was well done :-)

If you want to see them in context, the text is at Best of Spam for October 2006.

Here's (way too many ;-) spam characters and situations to use as a writing prompt. There are several that work together (like some turkeys to gear up for Thanksgiving ;-) and some girl scouts.)

• a stoic turkey reads a magazine
  
• A turkey daydreams
  
• Most people believe that a turkey completely secretly admires a stoic blood clot
  
• a mean-spirited jersey cow eagerly trades baseball cards with the briar patch
  
• a blithe spirit panics
  
• The mysterious skyscraper writes a love letter to another turn signal.
  
• a carelessly mitochondrial wedding dress
  
• a somewhat mitochondrial fairy flies into a rage
  
• a somewhat cantankerous fruit cake
  
• When you see the chess board, it means that the insurance agent self-flagellates.
  
• If a non-chalantly incinerated insurance agent plays pinochle with an often fat tornado, then a scythe inside a dolphin gets stinking drunk.
  
• it takes a real pit viper to ridiculously bestow great honor upon a mastodon
  
• A girl scout buys an expensive gift for an earring.
  
• Another girl scout related to a photon starts reminiscing about lost glory
  
• When a green girl scout starts reminiscing about lost glory, the parking lot beyond another ball bearing starts reminiscing about lost glory.
  
• A spider over the cashier organizes the girl scout.
  
• the flatulent avocado pit lazily recognizes a vaporized cowboy
  
• an inexorably surly skyscraper gets stinking drunk
  
• a cosmopolitan grain of sand prays
  
• the parking lot hesitantly tries to seduce another tornado living with the ocean
  
• A rattlesnake defined by a freight train recognizes the cab driver inside the avocado pit.
  
• A fractured briar patch beams with joy
  
• Some pickup truck inside the grand piano procrastinates
  
• Most people believe that the gentle umbrella often satiates a football team of another ocean
  
• If the cheese wheel sanitizes a spider, then an umbrella daydreams.
  
• The highly paid hydrogen atom
  
• A sheriff related to the minivan
  
• An usually fashionable crank case